TWOAT - the game

A small little invention of mine, a game really… a sure pastime. I invented this game long ago, as an act to be free of boredom, like.. when I’m someplace and don’t know what to do and I’m surrounded by strangers, like in mall or… I like to play..
I present to you…
TWOAT (Think what others are thinking)
It’s a nice game with no rules or referee (more like calvinball)
yet it requires you to master the art of guessing or anticipation or forethought or prudence or… It goes like… When you see someone think what he/she is thinking ‘Hey check that deo, it stinks’ ‘I have a better hairstyle than you’ or ’Oh yea! Thanks for brushing my ass’
the other day I came across three bald men, I began TWOAT almost involuntarily, one bald guy who looked younger was saying ‘I’ll get grafted, you just wiait’n watch old schmuck’ then the other went like, ‘I’ve got adidas and a key to a BMW so what if I have no hair’, the third goes like ‘these guys just keep bragging about things, I got a real big one in my thong, thas what the babe wants’. first guy-‘I resemble Vin diesel they look like twins of Danny (De vito)’ ‘Hey it aint’ the looks asshole! It’s the organ!’ ‘I’ll have a babe in the BMW in no time’.
Then I saw a girl doin’ window shopping- ’I Ought to have slide thin in my bra, that scarf is sexy’ ‘Ooh I wish I was a lesbian’ Moves on- sees another one eating an Ice cream-‘I wish I was a lesbian’ Sees an obese guy ’I’m sure you can’t eye your winky’, ‘mama always wanted me to wear bigger pants’.
And the was the dog- ‘If humans had no flesh, the would be walking bones, oooh waoooww’.
Man- ‘I’m richer than you moron, hand over your mistress’, I’ve got better hands, rich schmuck’ sees a kid – ‘Your mama must be blond’ eyes a group o’ babes – ‘nice hair, boobs, waist… oh damn no waistline t-shirts, I would love to see a navel’ ‘ Oh see those bald guys hehehaheaah’
Salesman-‘ Just buy this damn thing can’t you?’ ‘It’s getting obnoxious in here’
Guy- ‘A date In a mall nay… My be an easy winky spankin’
Then that hustler- ‘He get his shoes after pop dies then I begin to make arrangements to listen to jade and the marry her, stay until she puts the insurance money get one kid after she gets killed in that mysterious car accident I get all the money!, no sweat’.
That old woman with whiskers-‘oh I’ve seen more of the world than youv’e ever dreamed of, I would be having a costlier and nice necklace than you only if I would had not missed the chance of being the prom queen in high school, got screwed by james dean and demand a large piece of his pie as compensation, ‘
Short skirt pulled high-‘Oh cm’on you ain’t gonna get nothing outta’ that, just screw me and pay me the money’ ‘ and stop drooling over my boobs’
Tight wet t-shirt- ‘Im sure you can see them’’ I want the to show’
NY cap-‘Its cold out here, maybe coz I ain’t wearin’ an underwear, I feels good to have the backside brush against the front’
Black jeans – ‘Hey look at my jeans its better than yours see’

Its absolute fun I you have some imagination. After all, the first game humans learn is to pretend, That requires Imagination.
I recommend it to all o' you.